1. Consider meditating when it gets really quiet in the office and you don’t have anything else to do.

2. Clean up your desk if you have time to be bored.

3. You should sing Disney songs quietly around the office, so no one can tell who’s doing the singing.

4. In the clean cups in the break room, put soap into them.

5. Drop coffee grinds all over the office, and explain that you have drunk so much coffee that it’s coming out of your pores.

6. How many cups of coffee has your coworker had? Count them.

7. If you’re bored, do your assignments before they are due.

8. Clean up your computer desktop.

9. Empty everyone’s garbage cans, maybe you can score an extra job as a janitor.

10. Turn off your caller ID and pretend to be a stalker when you call your coworkers.

11. Make up a couple of gifts boxes filled with rocks and give them to your boss.

12. Find a married woman in your office and send her flowers from an anonymous admirer.

13. Yoga in the bathroom!

14. Start smoking so you can take a smoking break.

15. When you fall asleep at your desk, make a diary of your dreams.

16. Get some sleep.

17. Start a twitter and make up an imaginary life as a primate researcher.

18. Go on facebook and update your status every three minutes.

19. Start a blog about your thoughts on life, the universe and everything.

20. Think of ways that you can embezzle from your boss.

21. Rubber band balls are fun.

22. Paper clip jewelry is easy to make!

23. Have a Virgin Mary sighting by the copy machine.

24. Put food dye into all the toilets and watch people try to go to the bathroom.

25. Ask everyone how much money they think the boss is making.

26. Create a gambling circle where everyone can bet on when Mary in HR and Bob in Catering are going to get caught doing the twisted pretzel.

27. Have dog pictures on your desk and explain that it’s really just your hairy child.

28. Break up with your girlfriend on the phone and then confuse everyone since they thought you were gay.

29. Throw sharp pencils at people.

30. Eat sunflower seeds and drop the shells on the floor. There’s no need for you to clean up, that’s what the janitor is for.

31. Inform your coworkers that the boss is an alien from another planet and that he is calling people into his lair to eat their brains and make them into mummies.